I have the last one on my penguin

EPF messages

EPF Messages- May 2

2nd one: Tech agents are gadget-geniuses and computer experts.  They solve problems with intellect, and are most powerful in front of a computer.  1st one: Stealth agents are masters of disguise.  They solve problems by watching and waiting for the right time to act.  They are very secretive.  
Yeah, like these are true.  Any penguin can buy any class, and they're most likely not masters of computers, disguise, or snowball-throwing.  Plus, "waiting for the right time to act."  Act in what?  Field ops are stupid little puzzles, where as missions actually gave you a chance to act.  
EPF Messages- May 1st (2)

The agent classes each represent a specialized role in the EPF.  Each class brings different strengths and skills to their squad.
2nd one: Tactical agents are experts of snowball combat.  They are heavily armored, and solve problems head-on with as much action as possible.
Well then, I guess he couldn't take the time to explain all of them, even thought it would have taken 5 minutes. Why 2 messages today?
Personally, I like Comm the best.
EPF Message- April 30

Herbert and Protrobot have gone quiet again.  This is a good opportunity to prepare.  Next week, I'll start by explaining more about classes.  
Hmmm... Prepare for what?  And why are they introducing so many classes?  By the way, I got an email from CP saying that soon we'll have an opportunity to meet herbert face to face and defeat him... I wonder when? 
Is that what we're preparing for??????

EPF Message- April 27

Great work everyone!  I'm seriously proud of you.  FYI- tomorrow I'm introducing a new class: the Stealth Class!  More info soon.
I TOLD you Dot told us to save our badges, and now I know why!  Good thing that I did!
EPF Message- April 26
Error.  Probability of Elite Agents calculating attack: 0 percent.  Wheelbot destroyed.  Retreating for now.
So wheelbot is destroyed?  I don't know who wheelbot is, but okay!
EPF Message- April 25

Curse you fowl fools!  How did you EVER figure Protobot's 'brilliant' plan?  You must think you're 'smarter' than he is.
Why did he put "brilliant" and "smarter" in quotations marks?  Is this a trap???
EPF Message- April 21

*Closed message- channel secure* Hmm... I think Herbert was warning us.  Put all Earth Day Party trees under surveillance.  Be ready.
HMMM... There aren't even new trees added for Earth Day, but okay...